
The following is the first
eight pages of a 21 page document written by Henry Bailey sometime after Fall of
1953. The eight pages included here cover family members of interest to this
website, namely John Dick Van Eaton (Henry's Grandfather) and his children,
Harriette Ellen Bailey, John V. Van Eaton, and Belle Simpson(Carol E. Beedle's
mother). The remaining pages cover the Bainbridges, Baileys, and Tillotson
families are are not reproduced here.
A
History of the Bailey Family
By Henry Bailey
When my darling wife and I were visiting in the Northwest during the Fall of
1953, I spent one evening regaling the two older children of my brother Phil
with some tall tales about our forbears. Phil’s wife Marian was so intrigued
(“Quite different from what Phil had told me”) that she suggested I put all this
family information on paper. As nothing is more gratifying to one’s vanity than
the idea that one has a story worth telling, I promised to write a manuscript,
covering as best I could, the histories of the families of our grandparents, the
Baileys, the Bainbridges, the McCallums and the Van Eatons. In a way, it is like
a history of the United States. The Baileys, Bainbridges and Van Eatons were all
solidly established in the Colonies before the Revolution, and John McCallum
came over in time to ride down the Hudson River with Robert Fulton
on the initial trip of the Clermont. It is like the history of the United States
in another way. In those instances where the facts can be easily checked, I have
been painstakingly accurate; in other cases, perhaps my imagination has run a
little wild. But that will only make this story more interesting.
The McCallums are probably the most aristocratic of the lot. Like all McCallums,
particularly those who emigrated from Scotland, John McCallum traced his lineage
back to McCallum More, Duke of Argyll, head of all the Campbells. The first duke
was raised to that august rank after he married the illegitimate daughter of
James VI of Scotland, and when we wished to irritate my Aunt Belle, who took
this genealogy business seriously, we always referred to “the blot in the
blood’. If the McCallum claims are correct, royal blood, well diluted flows in
our veins, but at least we escape the Stuart taint, as that entered the line
through Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, husband of Mary Queen of Scots.
John graduated from the University of
Edinburgh in 1802, traveled through Europe on the Grand Tour, and
while in Paris met Robert Fulton. So entranced was he with Fulton’s tales of
these United States and with Fulton’s experiments with steam boats that he
emigrated to this country. After his ride down the Hudson, he settled in
Cincinnati, and operated the first steamboat line on the Ohio River. He must have been a prosperous and successful business man, one of
Cincinnati’s solid citizens, with a town
residence, and also summer home at French Lick, Indiana, quite the spot in those
days.
It must have been an adventurous family too. Two of his grandsons, Ephraim and
John, and a granddaughter, Jane, all in their twenties, crossed the plains to
California in 1855. Two years later, Jane was left alone, as both brothers died
in the great smallpox epidemic of 1857. Just how and where she met my
grandfather, John Van Eaton, I do not know but meet this dashing, handsome, gun
toting deputy sheriff of the wildest county in California she did and married
him.
None of the Scotch jokes apply to the McCallums. Of all those I have known or
known about, owners of bookstores, artists, singers, none had any respect for
money. They practiced with abandon all the extravagances that make my really
Scotch soul shiver. They ride in taxicabs, use the long distance phone at the
slightest excuse, belong to country clubs, and are always going out to dinner.
It has always seemed rather odd that a Dutch family should have settled in the
western part of North Carolina prior to the revolution, but my curiosity has
never led me to trace the Van Eaton family further back than John V. Van Eaton,
of Farrington, David County. Owner of a plantation,
he fought at Cowpens and Kings Mountain, but
his name will not be found on the roster of any military organization of the
Revolution. Practically all the rosters of the North Carolina forces were made
from pension claims, and John spurned any pension. “It was only my duty to fight
for my country,” he doughtily said.
The Van Eatons naturally married the descendants of the Scotch Covenanters who
had settled Western North Carolina, and names like McNeal and McAllister abound
in the family genealogy. At times, they went further afield for brides, one
bringing home the daughter of the Adjutant General of South Carolina, when that
great state made its first attempt at secession. (Somewhere along the line, I’ve
lost the name.)
My grandfather, John D. Van Eaton, was born on the family plantation in
1826, the oldest of twelve children, ten boys and two girls. His father was also
noted for his humane treatment of his slaves. John grew up with all the
advantages that accrued to the son of a well-to-do Southern gentleman. He was a
student at and Henry College, at Emory, Virginia, for almost
four years, but with the other members of the senior class quit the school in
protest over the expulsion of one member. As this was in the spring of 1849,
when the Gold Rush was at its height, there may have been some connection. At
any rate, John returned home, secured a belt full of gold from his father,
mounted his trusty mare, and started on the long trek to California.
At Independence, Missouri, he joined up with a wagon train, and the trip to
California was not without its exciting moments. One bachelor member of the
train coveted not only a fellow member’s wife, but also his wagon, and somewhere
in what is now Wyoming, the bachelor did away with the husband. With the husband
missing, the finger of suspicion pointed at the bachelor, and the leader of the
train named a jury, a prosecutor and a defense attorney. Grandfather sat on the
jury that convicted the man, built the gallows and hanged the miscreant. The
body was left hanging on that windswept plateau. “The loneliest sight that I
ever remember,” said Grandfather in telling this story, “was that body ‘swaying
in the wind.”
Grandfather must have been a little reckless with his gold, for by the time he
reached Carson City, he was so broke that he sold his trusty mare, put his pack
on his back and hiked across the Sierra Nevada mountains on foot. Arriving in
the then hell- roaring camp of Hangtown, now the quiet and quaint mountain
village of Placerville, he staked out a claim and in no time at all was a hard rock miner.
Two of the town’s bad men, seeing this promising claim being, worked by a quiet,
soft- spoken courteous youngster, decided they would take over, and one day,
returning from his midday meal, Grandfather found the two holed up in the tunnel
he had run into the side of the mountain.
“Come out,” he said, “or I’ll throw you out.” They replied with some jeering
remark, and Grandfather, a big, powerful man, strode down the tunnel, knocked
their heads together, and threw them out on the dump.
His reputation was made. “Just the man for deputy sheriff,” everyone agreed, and
for the next twelve years, Grandfather was right in the middle of the wildest
period of the wildest county in California’s history. Gold by the millions was
being taken out of “them thar hills”; murder for that gold was a common
occurrence; stages, carrying the gold were being held up constantly, outlaw
bands roamed the country; and of course there were always a few roistering
characters trying to shoot up the town.
Grandfather, along with Undersheriff James Hume, afterward head of the Wells
Fargo detective service, was in the posse that wiped out the Rivers band.
Engaging in a gun battle with Rivers, Grandfather came out second best, being
badly wounded, but
he stayed in the fight until Rivers was killed and the rest of the band either
killed or captured.
All the gold mined in California in those days was carried from the goldfields to the banks in
Sacramento or San Francisco on horse drawn
stages under the supervision of the Wells Fargo Express Company, and holding up
stages and making off with the gold dust or the gold bars was the favorite
pastime of outlaws.
Probably the most famous crime that Grandfather solved was the one of which he
was least proud, the great Bullion Bend robbery. In June, 1864, a group of
Southern sympathizers, knowing the confederacy was desperate for gold, devised a
plan to hold up the stages a few miles west of Placerville, at a spot still
known as Bullion Bend.
According to the official history of El Dorado
County, housed in the Bancroft Library at the
University of
California, the robbery was carried out in true Wild West fashion, but with a few
added touches. As the first stage rounded the bend, the masked men stepped out,
stopped the stage, disarmed the messenger, and unloaded the gold. No sooner had
this task been completed than the second stage rolled around the bend and the
performance was repeated. The passengers were assured none would be harmed, but
the leader of the band gave such a stirring speech on the poverty of the
Confederacy that the passengers were moved to deposit their gold and valuables
with him. He gave the stage driver a receipt both for the gold and the
valuables, and with a courteous farewell, the robbers took off.
In leaving, the band split into two groups, and as soon as news of the hold-up
was carried back to Hangtown, two posses started in hot pursuit. The smaller
group was picked up in short order and jailed and the other group was traced by
three deputies to Eleven Mile House, where they had holed up. As Grandfather had
the fastest horse, he tore back to Hangtown for reinforcements. The other two
deputies were supposed to watch the tavern, but one became impatient, walked
into the building and up to the room where the robbers were resting, threw open
the door and cried, “Surrender in the name of the Law.” Those were his last
words. A blast of gunfire cit him down, the robbers grabbed their loot, tore out
of the tavern, mounted their horses and were off, taking a few shots at the
other deputy hiding behind a tree.
By the time the new posse arrived, the band was clear out of the country,
leaving without a trace. As Grandfather was a stranger to the members of the
band taken prisoner, the sheriff threw him into the same cell as a dangerous
secessionist. With his soft Carolina accent, he had little
trouble in convincing his fellow prisoners that he was an ardent supporter of
the Confederacy, and in short order had the names of the other plotters.
In company with Undersheriff Hume, he journeyed to Santa Clara
County and with the cooperation of the sheriff’s office of that County, soon
had the band surrounded in a ranch house near New Almaden. The gang was planning
to hold up the quicksilver mine. A real Wild West battle ensued, with lots of
gunfire but no casualties. The marksmanship on both sides was poor. One member
of the band, Clendennin by name, threw open the door of the ranch house and
stalked out with a pistol in either hand. When he had emptied both guns at the
posse, he threw them down, and raised his hands in surrender, untouched but with
twenty-four bullet holes in his clothing.
Justice was a little odd in those days, also. The entire band gave up, and were
carted back to Hangtown, and thrown into jail. Warrants were then issued for
their arrest, and they were brought to trial. One was convicted of murder, one
was given twenty years in the penitentiary, and the rest went scot free,
returning to Santa Clara County to become pillars of the community.
In the meantime, Grandfather had married Jane McCallum, and a baby, Harriet
Ellen Van Eaton, had been born. Grandfather returned from his trip to the Santa
Clara Valley, raving about its beauty and fertility, and I can imagine that Jane said
something like this: “John, you are not as young as you were when you took this
job. It’s time you quit roaring around the county, throwing malefactors into
jail. You should settle down and you’ll never do it in
El Dorado
County. Let’s move to Santa Clara.”
The family did move to the Santa Clara
Valley, and Grandfather became a farmer and a teamster, hauling sand and gravel
about the same as the operator of a single truck today. It must have been a
little tedious after the excitement of the sheriff’s office and the McCallums
looked down their aristocratic noses at him, as little better than a common
laborer. It was hard work, but he kept at it, and did fairly well for himself,
built a good home in one of the better sections, between
San Jose and Santa Clara and gave his children a
good education.
It’s almost impossible for the fourth and fifth generations to realize how much
hard manual labor there was in the world a century or even a half century ago.
Let me describe how my grandfather spent a typical working day. Up at the crack
of dawn, or well before that in the wintertime; out to feed, water, curry and
harness the team; then clean out the stable; in to breakfast; out to hook up the
team to the wagon and off for a ten or eleven hour day. The wagon had front
wheels three and a half feet in diameter, rear wheels, four and a half feet, big
so that two horses could pull two yards of gravel, five thousand, five hundred
and sixty pounds out of the creek bed and over the dirt roads. The floor of the
wagon was made of two by four planks, rounded on the rear end, the sides of two
by twelves.
All my grandfather had to do was to drive to the bed of Coyote Creek, and
shovelful by shoveful, raise the five thousand, five hundred and sixty pounds of
gravel into the bed of the wagon, climb back into the seat, little more than a
plain board set on two leaf springs, with no rest for his tired back, haul the
load to its destination and dump it. That part was relatively easy. He pried up
one side and then one by one turned the two by fours on edge and let the gravel
run out. And remember he did this ten or twelve hours a day, six days a week.
He must have been quite an intelligent citizen, without most of the prejudices
we are accustomed to associate with Southerners. Although a staunch Democrat, he
voted for A. Lincoln in 1864, and he joined the Methodist
Church in College Park, as distinguished
from the Southern Methodist, there being no church of the latter denomination
conveniently located. To those of you to whom the Civil War is just a part of
history, it must be difficult to realize how bitter the feeling, how deep the
division long after the war was over. Grandfather Bailey’s family turned
Presbyterian when they moved to Long Beach, twenty years after the war was over,
rather than join the Methodist Church, sturdy Methodists though they were, and
as late as 1910, Sue Ramsay, one of my girl friends, went stamping out of a
church party because the pianist started playing “Marching through Georgia”
while we were playing “Musical Chairs.”
Three truly remarkable children were born of this marriage, Harriet Ellen, John
V. and Elizabeth better known as Belle. Harriet is no doubt responsible for that
high IQ of which my brother Phil and my son Bill are so inordinately and not so
secretly proud. She could read at three years, graduated from the San Jose
Normal at sixteen, and was a full fledged teacher before she was seventeen,
teaching all eight grades in a small elementary school.
She was a most
remarkable woman in many other ways with a marvelous singing and speaking
voice. It is indeed a tragedy that her children inherited only the volume and
none of the music of her voice. With all the work and all the cares of a family
in the house, she took time to read for an hour to my brother Roy and me every
night. A great admirer of Dickens, and she made those characters come alive.
We wept for Dora, raged at Scrooge, laughed with Sam Weller, and shivered with
Oliver Twist. Of course, the printed page had an unholy fascination for her.
If she couldn’t read Dickens, she devoured last month’s newspaper with almost
equal fervor.
She had a most equable
temperament. With all the sound and fury of seven lively children, she never
lost her temper nor raised her voice. The only time I can remember her needling
my father was about six months after he sold the forty acres just outside Long
Beach for $5000. Three months after he closed the deal, the man across the road
sold his forty acres for $10,000., and three months later, the neighbor of the
other side sold his forty for $15,000. “I think,” she told my father, “you sold
a little too soon.”
She did, however, have
one cruel and really inhuman punishment for the older boys. Personally she never
laid a hand on any of her children, but when her patience was finally exhausted
by the boys’ shenanigans, she would say, “I will have your father attend to you
when he gets home.”
During the rest of the
day, the deportment of all three was beyond reproach, two because they feared
they might be included, and one under indictment, in the vain hope she might
relent. For all her easy going attitude, she never did, and when my father
walked in the door sho would say, “Walter, I wish you would whip Hal.” At least
it seems looking back over the years that my name was most frequently mentioned,
but more of this later.
My father never
hesitated but marched the culprit out to the woodshed, whaled him soundly, and
only when he returned to the house did he ask, “What did he do?”
She was the fastest
worker I ever knew, perhaps because she had so much to do. When my father was
principal of the high school at Julian, in
San Diego County, there were six
children, ranging in age from six months to twelve years. Water was hoisted out
of a well with a bucket; food was cooked on a wood stove; the house was heated
with a fireplace in the front room. Light came from coal oil lamps, and wonder
of wonders, we had a hand operated washing machine.
Although we lived five
miles from the school and left each morning about 7:30, my father saw to it that
everything possible was done to ease my mother’s load. Not only did we feed and
water and harness the horses, feed the hogs, milk the cows (the chickens fed
themselves), we filled the lamps, cleaned the chimneys, loaded the woodboxes and
brought in two buckets of water. And on two or three mornings a week, I was
delegated to operate the washing machine. A great improvement over the wash
board (a corrugated piece of galvanized iron in a wooden frame. You rubbed the
clothes up and down this board to get the dirt out. Just one step ahead of
beating them on a rock.) The agitator was activated by a handle about two feet
long, attached to a set of gears. You moved the handle in a semicircle over the
top of the machine, and the gears whirled the agitator. One lot of clothes was
put to soak in the machine the night before and a couple more in galvanized wash
tubs. The wash room was an open shed, and on many a winter morning, I broke the
ice in the washing machine before I could start it. No nonsense about hot water
either. There wasn’t any.
Then my brother and I
did the supper dishes every night. (Like practically everyone in America, we
called the three meals, breakfast, dinner and supper.) Roy washed with the
dishpan on the stove to keep the water hot. One lot served for all the dishes
and the pots and pans. I scaled the dishes with the water from the tea kettle
and dried. I can well remember out favorite topic of discussion. How old our
sisters would be before we could wish the job off on them.
With all this
assistance, my mother had a tremendous amount of work to do. After my father
got the fires started in the morning, she dashed out to get breakfast. And what
breakfasts. First fruit, and she put this all up herself, jar after jar after
jar, then hot cereal. That is one item of food which hasn’t changed much in the
last fifty years. We had Quaker Oats and Cream of Wheat, but we also had on
other item, graham much, a miserable slimy dish. Then eggs or sausage (my
father made the best sausage I ever ate) and hot biscuits three hundred and
sixty-five days out of the year and three hundred and sixty-six on leap year, we
had hot biscuits for breakfast. And with jam, or jelly, jams and jellies that
she also put up glass after glas after glass.
Before we were off to
school, there were three lunches to be put up. Then the breakfast dishes to do,
the beds to be made, and clothes to hang out, and if perchance I had not time to
rinse and blue the clothes, water to pull out of the well, bucket after bucket
after bucket. Then the ironing, no small task. It was really hot work, even
though a great step forward had been made, a removable handle. The old
fashioned iron was all iron, handle and all. It was heated on the wood stove,
and by the time the base was hot enough to iron, the handle was too hot to
hold. Then some ingenious individual brought out an iron with the removable
wooden handle. You heated the iron on the stove as before, then latched the
handle on to it. But ironing was still a hot job. Ironing damp clothes, the
iron did not stay hot long, so the ironer had to stand close to the stove. No
time to lose in changing irons.
Bread baking was a task
twice a week, on Wednesdays and Saturdays. The job started the night before,
when the bread was “set”. The next day, the dough was worked into loaves and
rolls, and allowed to rise. When it had reached the proper height, it was
baked, and we had hot rolls, delicious ones too, on Wednesday and Saturday
nights.
On of the reasons for
baking Saturday night was that the roaring hot fire served two purposes. It
baked the bread and heated the water for Saturday night baths. Showers were
naturally unheard of but we never missed the weekly ritual even when we went
swimming every day during the summer. All the largest kettles were filled with
water and put on the stove to heat. The galvanized wash tub was pressed into
service as a bathtub, and beginning with the smallest youngster, one by one we
filed into the kitchen and were soundly scrubbed. Of course there was a
considerable interlude between baths. First hot water was poured in, then
cold. Next a dash to the well for more water to fill the kettles, and again to
fill the buckets. Although the wood stove kept the kitchen steaming hot even in
cold weather it could not heat up the water as fast as my mother could bathe one
of the children. There was always plenty of time to carry the tub outside and
empty it before the next lot of bathwater was ready.
After that busy
Saturday night, I rather imagine that my mother really enjoyed Sunday. Although
we had the cows to milk, the hogs to care for, the horses to feed, water and
harness, we did get up an hour later, there were not lunches to put up. And the
whole family except my mother and baby climbed into the spring wagon and were
off to Sunday School and church. Peace and quiet descended on the household for
about four hours, as we drove five miles for church services.
Of course, she had to cook a big Sunday dinner, and have it practically on the
table by the time we reached home but then she was through for the day. The men
folk, meaning my father, my brother Roy and myself - I never can remember fly
brother Les doing any house work, or in fact any work he could avoid - always
cleaned up and on Sunday night we had bread and milk for dinner. So you can see
that she really had only a six and half day week.
Truly a remarkable woman; so near sighted she could see nothing without her
glasses; so absent minded she would push them up on her forehead and wonder
where they were; never a harsh word nor an unkind comment; with a tremendous
capacity for enjoying life.
Her brother, my Uncle John, was also an unforgettable character, but in a
greatly different way. The body of a Greek god, the face of a Roman senator, the
manners of a Chesterfield, a personality that could “win friends and influence
people”, a resonant baritone voice, and when he turned his gaze on the opposite
sex, which he often did, they practically swooned.
I can strongly recommend his technique to all uncles. The summer my sister
Margaret was born, we all went to San Francisco, and stayed with Aunt Belle,
Mother’s sister, and Uncle Lynn. San Francisco was then the tenth largest city
in the country, and we came from a very small village. Uncle Lynn got us tickets
for Barnum and .Bailey’s Circus, which opportunely came to town, and Roy and I,
sitting in those reserved seats, were properly impressed. I can still remember
the thrill of watching the elephants, the first of course that we had ever seen,
swing past in the parade. But Uncle John gave us the personal touch. On his
afternoon off, he took Roy and me to Sutro’s Park, out by the Cliff House. We
rode the merry-go-round, and on real ponies, drank pink lemonade and ate
popcorn, and greatest thrill of all, we went on “shoot the Chutes” several
times. A flat bottomed boat was dragged up a steep incline, as I remember it
about forty-five degrees, and about thirty feet long. A stream of water covered
the slope, and after the boat was filled with passengers, it was released to go
shooting down the chute into a pool of water, hitting with a tremendous bang,
and bouncing up and down three or four times with most satisfying splashes until
it finally came to a halt.
After this most exciting afternoon, we were to go to his house for dinner, and
on the way home, we stopped in front of a fruit stand. Uncle John said, “Which
would you rather have, grapes or a watermelon?” Roy looked at me and I looked at
Roy each of us practically drooling, trying to make up our minds, when Uncle
John solved the problem for us by saying, ‘We’ll take both.”
Like my mother, Uncle John had a brilliant mind. Graduating from the College of
the Pacific, then located only a block from his home, when only twenty, he went
to work for the San Francisco Chronicle, then the newspaper of San Francisco,
and soon was one of the star reporters. Looking for new worlds to conquer, he
moved on to New York, then the center of power for the country, just as
Washington is today, as a special correspondent of the Chronicle, the Portland
Oregonian, the Louisville Courier Journal and half a dozen other newspapers. The
special correspondent was in a way the precursor of the columnist. Not only did
he put on the wire stories of special interest to the papers which he served; he
also wrote background stories. As a special correspondent, Uncle John was a
howling success, hobnobbing with the great, president of the California Society
of New York, making $12,000. a year when that was practically an unheard of
income outside the business world. Nothing ever fazed him. Called upon to
deliver a talk on the wonders of Yosemite, he held his hearers spellbound, even though he had never seen the
place.
Unfortunately, his fatal attraction for
women proved his undoing. He had only one motto for any good looking female:
“She can put her shoes under my bed, any time she wants to.” Even the comely
negro maid in the Atlanta hotel, where he stayed overnight, coming in to clean
up the room before Uncle John was out of bed, took one look at that noble
countenance and asked, “Want a little sunshine, Boss?”
Finally, his talented and charming wife divorced him, he lost his job, and was
reduced to editing small country newspapers. He finally married a Southern
widow, and while the Van Eatons looked down their aristocratic Roman noses at
her (except my mother, who never looked down at anyone), Clyde kept him on the straight and narrow path, and when he was old and
helpless, cared for him tenderly and lovingly until he died.
I could go on and write about my Aunt Belle, who was as different from the other
two as night from day. They were both highly intelligent people, who used their
minds. She was strictly a bundle of prejudices and sentiment, sure she knew what
was best for everyone, and yet generous, and warm hearted. Except for her, I
would doubt the expression “a green thumb”, yet every plant and shrub and flower
grew for her in unbelievable profusion.
But enough of the Van Eatons and on to the Bainbridges. This family settled in
Northern New Jersey prior to the Revolution, were unanimously Tories, emigrated
to Canada for the duration, and returned after peace was declared. The family is
chiefly memorable for Commodore William Bainbridge, who commanded the frigate
Constitution during the War of 1812 and was one of
America’s most brilliant and daring naval
strategists. I only mention him because he gave my father’s oldest sister, Aunt
Bebe, one of the proudest moments of her life. When “Old Ironsides” made her
historic trip to the West Coast in the early part of the present century, the
officers were naturally banqueted and feted in every port at which the famous
frigate moored, and Los Angeles naturally put on the biggest show of all with
Aunt Bebe, by virtue of her cousinship with Commodore Bainbridge, sharing the
glory with the frigate’s commander, and seated between him and the mayor of Los
Angeles at the banquet.
That’s about the end of the story for that family. I don’t quite understand it,
but when Harriet Bainbridge married Henry Clay Bailey, she apparently forsook
all her family and became a Bailey in fact as well as in name. As I remember
her, she was rather a stern old character of whom the family, except my father
who was her pet, stood rather in awe.
She certainly led a rugged life; out to California in 1852 as a bride of twenty;
a farmer’s wife for fourteen years in Colusa County, part of the time the only
white woman in the county; bearing six children in those fourteen years; back to
Illinois in 1866; down to Texas in 1867; back to California in 1868, six months
across the deserts of West Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and lower California, and
the baby that was born during that journey c’id not live; wife of a tavern
keeper on the Mexican border for eight years, and finally at long last, with
eight children living, settling down in Long Beach. She milked the cow, did the
yard work, and then took her ease on the front porch, scandalizing her spinster
daughters in the process. Well hidden by the wisteria vine, though she cared
little about that, she would rear back in her hickory rocker, put her feet on
the porch railing, clamp a clay pipe in the famous Bainbridge jaw, and puff away
at a great rate.
She was a lady who did as she pleased, and who made sure that the rest of the
family did as she pleased also. She lived well past her golden wedding
anniversary, and at a ripe old age, faced death as she had life, I am sure,
without a quiver.